Chapter 22

So today's thursday, Bnaider here I come. Jouri came over to my house and she helped me pack my things gabel la Ziyad ou Oma eyoun. Ma khathait shay kela sweatpants ou pullovers, they told me the weather will be much colder in Bnaider. I wore a grey pullover maktoub 3alaih I ♥ Soccer ma3a my blue Free City sweatpant ou black toms *6ebja wa7da of course:)* Fay ma gderat etyey lana 3am uboha bel mustashfa, galat bt7awel tyey friday morning.

I texted Wahab:

Lulu- : Goodmorning Wahabi.

Abdulwahab. : Goodmorning princess!

Lulu- : How are you?

Abdulwahab. : Dam ga3ed akalmech? Qa9bin 3alay I'm fine.

Lulu- : Awww, 7abeby!x So when are you going to Bnaider?

Abdulwahab. : An6er elde3la Jenna etkhale9, wentay?

Lulu- : Ka ga3da an6er omi ou Khalte eyoun 3ashan enrou7 together.

Abdulwahab. : Khaltich om Ziyad?

Lulu- : Yep.

Abdulwahab. : Aha, awal ma to9len gouleli.

Lulu- : Inshalah!

My mom called us 3ashan nanzil ta7at.

Mom: " Ha khathaitaw kel sheghelkom? "

Me: " Yep. "

Mom: " Akeed? Mu nasya shay? "

Me: " Ee yuma. "

Mom: " Khathaitay your pills ou 3akazatich? "

Ziyad laughed " Jeeb aqwa 6a7sa 3akazat ou pills belshalaih. "

Lafait 3alaih " Hahahaha wayed et'tha7ek. "

Khalte Eman: " Beskum hwash, ma tmeloun? "

Me: " Uhwa ele beda. "

Khalte Eman: " Ziyado! "

He laughed " Ana ensan 9are7 ou ma3arif amsek nafsy. "

6ala3ta eb 6araf 3yone ou kamalt my conversation wiya ome " Ee mama yebt kelshay lat7aten. "

Mom: " 3afya. "

Rekabna weya elsayeg, Ziyad kan jedam ana ou khalte Eman ou ome kena wara ou ana ga3adt bel nu9 3ashan agder amed rely, ou Jouri ga3da bro7ha beldabba.

Jouri: " Not fair wallaa elmafrouth Ziyad beldaba mu ana. "

Ziyad: " 6a wayhech entay, il7een hal shanab mu taris 3ainech tabene ag3ad beldabba? "

Jouri: " Wayhek zain ent ou shanabek. "

Ziyad: " Jouri khalech gad kalamech ha? "

Jouri: " Ha? La la Ziyad asfa wala asfa. "

Ziyad laughed ou laf 3alay " Ta3alemay yal baby. "

Me: " Ziyad khala9 daraina enek thiqe6 bes sed 7aljek. "

Ziyad: " Mat3arfoun etrdion 3alay, ema9kherkom kelhum! Ma3alaih. "

My mom: " Ee kafu Zayoud 7ailek feehom hal mlaseen. "

7a6 el AUX ou he played " 7araka qadema. " ou ga3ad e'3aneli.

Walah ou 6ela3 lek elsan enta ya 5awan, et'hadedny beflan 7araka 8adema.
Lsanek law ba3ad 6al bedy age9a, la tzawidha enta weyay ba36ek fur9a!

Me: " Aaaa7 athouni enba6aaaat. "

Ziyad: " A7sen a7sen. "

Khalte Eman: " Way Zayoud ga9er sh'hal iz3aj. "

Ziyad: " Khala9 khala9 ba7e6 e'3neya san3a. " He turned around and faced me " Sim3ay bes sim3ay mu entay ou aghane elmuraha8a malotich. "

Me: " Ent wayed 3abalek enek kbeer, ag9ak 17. "

Ziyad: " Ta3aleli elshahar elyay ou goulay ag9ak 17, 3ashan akheth el Laisan wa9eka b3younech. "

Me: " 3ady bageli sentain. "

Ziyad: " Ana bageli shahar. "

Me: " Matshaweg! "

Ziyad: " Min gal Lulu mu me7tara, enzain bes chub latsolfen ou sim3ay. "

Me: " Shasma3? "

Ziyad: " Ka. "

He raised up the volume.

Ana ou galbe ne3teref, 7ata 3yone te3teref bel7ub lek welshoug lek lajlek 7abebe ne3teref, felwejd ana mekhfi '3alak welgalb hayem fe hawak tes7ar 3eyone men 7alak, ya kaif lek ma ne3teref.

He started singing with rashid " ANA OU GALBY NE3TEREF... "

9arakht " ZIYAAAD YER7AM UMEK 9OUTIK BA6 6ABLETI CHUB! "

He laughed " Inzain inzain. "

Hel elghneya kanat ehda2 men Wahabi, akhh. I can't wait elyoum bashoufa, ou lel2asaf bashouf Khaled ba3ed.

Khalte Eman: " Lwailwa bazawjech Zayoud enshalah. "

Lafait 3alaiha " Fal alah wela falech. "

Khalte Eman: " Haw laish shfeeh weldy? "

" Mafeeh shay. " I said sarcastically

Ziyad: " Awel mara ashouf om tad3e 3ala waladha chethe, 7aram 3alaich yuma. "

My mom: " Haw shfeha benty? Malat 3alaik 7a9elek. "

Ziyad: " Khle9aw banat eldera akheth Lulu? La 7awl ela wala quwata ela belah, kabous wal3eyath belah. "

Jouri: " Yala 3ad 7adek 3ala Lulu. "

Ziyad: " Siktay entay. "

Me: " Tara ent miskeeen jed. "

Ziyad: " Ee ee enzain bes chub. "

We kept fighting 6oul el6erej, we9alna Bnaider finally. Sayarat ahal Khaled saf6a ou Fara7 ou Mesk kanaw menak ou nas ma3arefhom ba3ed, matwaqa3 fe a7ad fehom yadre ena Jouri ou Zayoud beyoun!

Jouri and Ziyad sa3edony 3ashan anzil, 7a6aina aghrathna belshalaih ou 6ela3na, re7na 9oub elba7ar 3ashan ensalem 3ala elmawjouden.

Khaled came: " Hala bou elzeeed. "

Ziyad: " Hala wala bu Waleed. "

Khaled: " Shakhbarek? "

Ziyad: " Tamam el7emdelah, went? "

Khaled: " Wala bkhair ma nes2al ela 3ankum. "

Ziyad: " 7abeeb wala. "

I hugged Mesk so tight.

Mesk: " I miss you ya kalba. "

Me: " I miss you too walah. "

Fara7: " Shda3wa wana? "

I hugged Fara7 too. MA ABLA3HA!

Me: " Tathkeroun Jouri? "

Fara7: " Ou fe a7ed yegdar yensa hal nizqa? "

She laughed " Shda3wa. "

Fara7: " Wala kentay embad3a fenna. "

Ga3adna ensoulif suwalif 8adeema ou the7ek ou wanasa.

Khaled and Ziyad's side:

Khaled: " Ee ba3ad Zayoud shakhbarek. "

Ziyad: " Walah maku, mashe el7al. "

Khaled: " Tabe zigayer? "

Ziyad: " La mashkour, ma adakhen. "

Khaled: " Ya 3ame. "

Ziyad: " Wala male khelg amrath ou 7ala. "

Khaled: " Walak wala mu bes etraye7 hal mazaj. "

Ziyad: " Ya ent ya mazaj. "

Khaled laughed " Jarebha. "

Ziyad: " Emjarb yeba. "

Khaled: " Ma yaztlek? "

Ziyad: " La kelish, ta3ebatny brou7y fene tank. "

Khaled: " Eeh, ent men meta weya Lwailo bent 3amy? "

Ziyad: " Waih min ziman. "

Khaled: " Ee, 3endik yaha bbm? "

Ziyad: " Shrayek ent? "

Khaled: " Shdarane ana, 3endek? "

Ziyad: " Eeh. "

Khaled: " Eeh aha. "

Ziyad: " Laish? "

Khaled: " La bes as2al, ghareba ma 9aketik delete nefsi. "

Ziyad: " Ou laish et9ekny delete? "

Khaled: " Ana met2aked 95% enha etkalem Wahab Al-Flani ele shalaihom thak el9oub. "

Ziyad: " La yuba shfeek ent, ana a3aref Lwailo 3adel. Mu suwalifha! "

Khaled: " Mat3arfeha azyed meni, ana her cousin. "

Ziyad: " Khaloud lat7e6 eb themetek. "

Khaled: " Wala khal amsek 3alaih shay agoum athbe7a! "

Ziyad: " Ana agoulek Lulu matkalem! "

Khaled: " Shdarak ent? Dash eb mobileha? "

Ziyad: " Ele ekalmon yet'3ayeroun, ou Lulu ma t'3ayerat 3alay kelish. "

Khaled: " Zayoud la t9ayed wetrage3laha, shaklek ent tedri 3anha. "

Ziyad: " Walak ent mukhek mukh 7aywan, ga3ed agolek ma tkalem khala9 9ek elsalfa, ou be3dain ent shaku feha? "

Khaled: " Ent shaklek nesait nefsik eb America, baba e7na belkuwait ba6el mukhek. "

Ziyad: " La 7abebe ma nsait ou 3aref a7sen menek, bes ana wathe8 eb Lulu. Sheno ent et7ebha? "

Khaled: " Ha? Ent shaku. "

Ziyad: " Ee yuba goul chethe men ziman. "

Khaled: " Zayoud kel khara. "

Ziyad: " Et7ebha? "

Khaled: " Ee yuba ee, bes 9ek 7aljek. "

Ziyad: " Etha t7ebha mu ye3ni enek etrou7 ou et2alif 7achy 3an elbent, yeba 3aib wala 3aib. Ehya your cousin elmafrouth tastir 3alaiha mu teftha7ha wana met2aked enha ma tkalem, wala ya Khaled 3aib. "

Khaled: " Ma 3araftik el3fasy. "

Ziyad: " Shaku el3fasy al7een? Ga3ed an9e7ek 3ad went ou themerek, yala ana barou7. "

Khaled: " 3ala wain? "

Ziyad: " Bag3ed weyahom menak. "

Back to my side:

 Me: " Ulla ent wainek? Nesainak. "

He laughed " Adre walhana 3alay. "

Me: " Eeh 7ady. "

My mom: " Zayoud yuma alah yabek, shalaihna mafeeh may. Etmer eljam3eya etyeblena sa7artain? "

Ziyad: " Ee khalte enshalah bes abe sweech elsayara. "

My mom: " Yumma menek. " Ou 7thefta 3alaih.

Ziyad: " Ya eljebs. "

Lafait 3alaih.

Ziyad: " 3arfa nafs'ha, ta3alay weyay? "

My mom: " La wain trou7 weyak wehya chethe. "

Ziyad: " Shda3wa kho men elsayara lai eljam3eya degega wa7da. "

My mom: " Wala entaw ma yengder 3alaikom. "

Me: " Zayoud yeb 3akazti menak. "

Ziyad: " Inzain. "

Rekabna elsayara.

Ziyad: " Lwailo? "

Me: " Hmm. "  I was busy with my mobile

Ziyad: " Minu ga3da etkalmen? "

Me: " Fayyo. "

Ziyad: " Mara7 etyey? "

Me: " Still mu aked. "

Ziyad: " Aha. "

Me: " Ana agoul hed mobilek ou jabel el6erej a7san. " 

Ziyad: " Walah? Ye3ni entay 3ady etjablena. "

Me: " Ana mu ga3da asoug. "

Ziyad: " Enzain 3ayal hedeeh ou jableni. "

Me: " Inzain. "

Ziyad: " Shtn9e7eni akheth sayara? "

Me: " WRANGLER! "

Ziyad: " La wai3 ma7eba. "

Me: " Zayoud bel3aks wala eyanen, tikfa wrangler! "

Ziyad: " Madri bas bkha6ry Land wela Patrol. "

Me: " Kelmen el7een Land ou Patrol, ekheth Wrangler! "

Ziyad: " Hmm, ay loun? "

Me: " Azrag aw a7mar. "

Ziyad: " Ye3ni lai hal daraja 3ajbech? "

Me: " UFF! "

Ziyad: " Inzain 3ashanech. "

Me: " 9aa7. "

Ziyad: " Enrou7 Sul6an? "

Me: " Fouga. "

Ziyad: " Ayho? "

Me: " Khal enba3ed shwya. "

Ziyad: " 290? "

Me: " Eeh. "

Ziyad: " Belsha walah. "

Me: " Inzain chub. "

I tweeted: To 290 with @Ziyad_AlFlani 

Wi9alna Sul6an 290, I saw a bunch of guys ga3den eb Route 290 Cafe. I think I saw Wahab, shit nesait la agoula ene ba6la3, a7 a7 la' he saw me. I started searching for my mobile in my pockets, nesaita!

Me: " Zayoud abe mobiley. "

Ziyad: " Mu 3endy. "

Me: " Belsayara. "

Ziyad: " La yuba shewadech elsayara, mu tharory. "

Me: " Embala. "

Ziyad: " La mu tharouri, hach mobiley etha taben etdigen. "

Me: " Maby Ziyad abe mobiley! "

Ziyad: " Laish feech shay? "

Me: " La. "

Ziyad: " Embala shfech? "

Me: " Wala mafene shay. "

Ziyad: " 3ayal khala9 la7ga 3ala mobilech. "

Me: " Okay. "

Enshalah ma eyey enshalah ma eyey.

SHITTTT WAHAB IS HERE!!!!!!!!! Kan ga3ed ekhizny khaza 7aqeera. Lo mu ray7a a7saly!!! I think Ziyad noticed.

Ziyad: " Lulu yala emshay asra3. "

Me: " Inzain shasawe. "

Ziyad: " Bala hathra zayda ou emshay. "

Me: " Shfeek et9arekh 3alay? "

Ziyad: " Emshay wentay sakta. "

Rekbna elsayara, narfazny! Laish chethe ga3ed e7acheny?

Ziyad: " Lulu? "

Me: " Hala? "

Ziyad: " Shsalfetich weya Wahab Al-Flani? "

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