Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Chapter 20

My mom woke me up the next day elsa3a 12.

My mom: " Lulu yala goumay 7abebte. "

I opened one eye " Elsa3a cham? "

My mom: " 2:30. "

I gasped " Ayshay? Meta yamdene arou7 elsaloon! Laish ma ga3adteny abchar? "

I took my mobile bashouf elsa3a wela it's 12.

" La 7elfay mama? " I said.

She laughed " Walah hatha ele efeed weyach, yala gumay 3ala ma eteghadain ou etrou7en! Zayn mene legaytlich 7ajz. "

Me: " Which saloon? "

My mom: " Saloon khaltich Nuha ele bel jabreya. "

Me: " Ah, maw3edy elsa3a cham? "

" 3. " She replied

Me: " Mmm shenu elghada? "

My mom: " Machbous diyay. "

" Yummy. " I replied

I went to the bathroom " akramkum allah. " washed my face, brushed my teeth and I took a shower. I finished 3al sa3a 1:30!

I texted Wahab.

Me: " Goodmorning;* "

Wahab: " Hala hala goodmorning:* 9a7 elnoum baba! "

Me: " 9a7 ebdenk:* meta ga3adt? "

Wahab: " 9arle ta8reban 10 minutes. "

Me: " Oh, so what are your plans for today? "

Wahab: " Shalaih, wentay? "

Me: " Meta betrou7? I'm going to my cousin's wedding. "

Wahab: " Madry 7abebe 3al 7 chethe, akhh yala meta eyey elyoum ou i9er feeh our wedding? Aby asma3 elnas egoulon barou7 3ers Wahab ou Lulu. "

Me: " Allaaaaaah allaaaaaah. Soon inshallah! Wala ga3da an6er hal youm emna6ar. "

Wahab: " Etha entay tan6eren 3ayal ana shagoul? Wedy lo aye akh6ebech al7een walah. "

Me: " Yallaa ta3aaal! "

Wahab: " Ou shbegolon ahalna? Wala wedy akh6ebech now netzawaj, bes 6ab3an etkoun elkhe6ba sakaty ou enkamel derasatna barra ana weyach brou7na, ou be3dain lemma enkhale9 enrid ensawy our wedding chena tawa makh6oben, shrayech? "

Me: " Allaaaaah chan zain wallaaaah! "

And we continued dreaming, jed walah wedy lo i9er 9ej! 3ashan ma ag3ed a7aty Khaled wela ghair Khaled.

I ate lunch and I went to the saloon, sawait sha3re and I went back home yemken at 7 kan wayed za7ma ou khalait'ha it7e6li simple makeup and my hair sawayta cute kuba ou men jedam madry shloun 9ayer, I don't know how to explain bes kan elshakel emratab kan 7elu shakla weya my dress.

I told Wahab that I was on my way to the wedding.

Wahab: " 9awrele shaklech. "

Me: " HAHAHA! No way. "

Wahab: " Laish? Shda3wa. "

Me: " Inshala ma9awrlek shakle eb 3ers, plus labsa wayd gi9er mala da3y. "

Wahab: " Athakrech shenu sheftich feeh belba7ar? Kentay labsa short ou 7afer I think maku ag9er men chethe. "

Me: " LOOOOOL! Kalb wala, be3dain! "

Wahab: " Al7een! "

Me: " I9er khayr. "

Wahab: " Shda3wa yala! "

I took a picture of me when I got there, bes kent labsa eljacket fouga and I sent it to Wahab.

Wahab: " STUNNING! BEAUTIFUL, ITSHAWGEN! Shagoul ba3ed? JAMEELA!!! ETYANEN! "

Me: " NEFSSIK WALA NEFSSIK!!:* "

Wahab: " Yala baba derbalech 3ala nefsich ou la terg9en wayed ma artha! "

Me: " Haha enshalah. "

Ga3adt weya Mesk, we talked about everything.

Mesk: " Ya kalba shda3wa ma gemna enshofech wela shay? "

Me: " Wala shasawe, kela quizes ou 7ala. "

Mesk: " Next week betyen Bnaider right? "

Me: " SUUUURE! "

Mesk: " Kafu. "

We danced, kan wanasa el3ers. Ma tewaqa3t chethe! Il3arousa dashat, she was so beautiful mashalah. We took pictures, al7en the man announced ina elme3ris bedish el7een. Ele lebas 7jaba wele lbesat her jacket! 7ettan elme3res cute, laygeen. Allah ewafeg'hom ou elfal le ana ou Wahab. Dashaw weya elme3res wayed reyayel. The bride's father ou Khaled kan mawjoud, yuck! The bride ma kanat met7ajba, I think 3ashan chethe Khaled dash. Ga3da ashoufa yetlafat, I think ga3ed edawir, bes 3aib sh'hal khefa ye3ni? Elmafrouth eshouf seda. G3adaw ta8reban 10 minutes and they left!

I recieved a text message from Khaled.

Khaled: " Sheftich yal sexy. Enshala bet9eren a7la wa7la for our wedding(; "

Yal sexy? Maku isloub. And bekh9ou9 our wedding? Ahhh!

Me: " Hmm, good for you(: "

Khaled: " Inshala I'll propose when I'm 19. "

Me: " Il7emdela 3ala ne3mat el3agel. "

Khaled: " You'll see. "

Wai3, lazim he ruins my mood. 9arat elsa3a 1:30 am ou elnas bedaw ero7on ou ma bega ela e7na, the bride's family! I wanted to go to eat dinner, kelhum kalaw ela ana I was dancing. 6ala3t bara elqa3a ou re7t 9oub elside ele 7a6een feeh el3asha, I saw someone yeshbah Khaled men b3eed kan wagef bara the glass door.

Fe yam elbab daray 3ashan you go to the dinner hall. Ye3ni wana ray7a foug agder ashouf ele bara ou ele bara eshoufon.

So I speeded up. I heard a voice behind me " 3ala wain, la7tha la7tha! "

I turned around wela its Khaled. I can't believe ena I'm saying this bes he looks CUTE! Well, everyone looks good with dishdasha ou ghetra!

Me: " Hala? "

Khaled: " Come down, ba7achech. "

Me: " La Khaled ba93ad akel, a9lan what are you doing here? Mu 3ayb yay el3ers? "

Khaled: " Shenu ye3ni ma aye 7ag my mother akheth'ha? 3ady ana a93adlech foug. "

Me: " Fe women foug. "

Khaled: " 3ayal come. " 

He grabbed me from my arm.

Me: " Khaled hedny ba93ad. "

Eda kanat wayed qawiya.

Khaled: " Mara7 ahedich, geltlich nezlay! "

It all happened suddenly, I fell from the stairs. I felt dizzy! I cried.

Me: " A77, a77! "

Khaled: " LULU TA3AWARTAY? "

Me: " Ayy rely!! "

Khaled: " Emshay awadich elmustashfa! "

Me: " La maby, call my mother abeha etyey! "

Khaled: " Lulu emshay elmustashfa. "

Me: " I can't move!!!! "

I cried harder, I think I broke my ankle. Khaled ra7 ou nada umy wadoune elmustashfa ou sawouli x-rays ou 6ela3 9ej I broke my ankle, how nice!

I went back home, I slept 3ala 6oul. I didn't even check my mobile, it was really painful ra7 ejabsouni ta8reban 2 weeks aw month shay chethe!

I woke up the next day, 23 missed calls from Wahab.

Shit I slept without talking to him last night, nesayt!

I called him.

Wahab: " ALOOO?! LULU? WAINECH? FEECH SHAY?! "

I smiled " La mafene shay Wahab, I broke my ankle. That's it! "

Wahab: " YOU BROKE WHAT? Ou laish ma geltele Lulu? Meta ou shloun ou laish? Ana waine? "

Me: " La t9arekh Wahab! 6e7t men eldaray, Khaled wanted to talk to me ou ana makent aby chan yes7abne ou 6e7t la2ana kent labsa high heels. "

Wahab: " Aya weld elkalb! Lulu etha mawagafteh 3end 7ada walah el3athem ana bagoum ou akalma! Khara 3alayh kela emsabeblena meshakel? E7na nag9een? 7aywan wala! Ou entay shaku ray7atla? "

Me: " Wala ma re7tla, wana kent 9a3da foug barou7 at3asha wela algah wagef. "

Wahab: " Sheno he was stalking you? "

Me: " La kan byakheth uma. "

Wahab: " Ye3ni shafech eb your dress? "

Me: " Eeh. "

Wahab: " Aha wayed zain. "

Me: " Wahab la tnafis. "

Wahab: " Ma nafast! "

Me: " Wahab! "

Wahab: " Minu wadach elmustashfa? "

Me: " Ome ou Khaled. "

Wahab: " Ba3ed? Laykon ohwa shalech? "

Me: " La bes he helped my mom ou ehya etshelny. "

Wahab: " Alaaah wayed wanasa! "

Me: " Way Wahab shfeek! "

Wahab: " Mafene shay. "

Me: " Wahab ye3ni ana met3amda? Wala ma kent adry ena be9er chethe, enta 3abalek I'm happy ena I broke my ankle? "

Wahab: " Asef. Bes 3a9abt! "

Me: " It's okay. "

Ahmed entered the room.

Ahmed: " Lulu sakreeh bakalmech. "

Me: " Okay. "

Me: " Fay, shway wadig ok? "

Wahab: " Ah fe a7ad yamech, BBM me. "

Me: " Ee okay. "

Ahmed: " Sh9ar weya Khaled ams? "

I told him.

Ahmed: " Aya 7aywaaaan! Walah la a3alma. "

Me: " La Ahmed please la' male khelg suwalif, bes ele 9ar 9ar! Ou khera. "

Ahmed: " Lulu entay ekhty mara7 asketla, 3al a8al bakalma! "

Me: " Ee kalma, bes latsawy shay please! "

Ahmed: " Lai meta basketla balah? "

Me: " Ahmed enta tadre shloun Khaled maynoun ou em3aqad, please ekhtha 3ala gad 3agla khal ewaly! Etha sawa shay next time walah lek meny sawla ele taby. "

Ahmed: " 3ashanech bes. " He hugged me " Salamtich. "

I smiled " Alah isalmek. "

Fay came over to my house ehya ou Daloul, I told them what happened ou all of them were like " Khara 3alayh wai3. "

Faj2a ou e7na ga3den ensoulif Khaled called me.

Fay and Dalal galouli arid, yemken he wants to apologise 3ala ele 9ar!

I picked up the phone.

Me: " Alo? "

Khaled: " Hala Lulu, shlounech? "

Me: " Hala, tamam el7emdela. "

Khaled: " Lulu I wanted to apologise 3ala ele 9ar ams. "

Me: " 9ij walah? Thanks to you my ankle is broken. "

Khaled: " Lulu walah asef 7agech 3alay walah, ma kan 8a9dy! It was an accident. "

Me: " Its okay 7a9al khair. Wait la7tha fe a7ad ga3ed edig 3alay! "

I saw the screen wela Wahab is calling. OUCH!

Me: " Khaled khala9 7a9al khair, I have to go now! Fay bara. Bye! "

Khaled: " Wait akeed emsam7atny? "

Me: " Ee ee, yala bye! "

I called back Wahab.

Wahab: " Minu kentay etkalmen? "

Me: " Khaled. "

Gabel la akamel kalami he interrupted me.

Wahab: " LA 7ELFAY LULU?! BA3AD 9AR FE BAINKOM CALLS? LULU SU2AL ENTAY MU 7A6ATLI GEDAR 3ENDICH? LULU ANA KEL MY COUSINS ELE KANAW EDIGON 3ALAY MA GUMT AKHALEHOM EDIGON 3ALAY 3ASHANICH! OU FOR YOUR INFORMATION WALA WA7DA FEHOM ET7EBNE OU KELHOM OLDER THAN ME! OU ENTAY EM6AY7ATLA MESSAGES OU CALLS WEYA HAL 7AYWAN? OU ENTAY ADRA ENA UHWA E7EBECH! LAISH CHETHE ETSAWEN FENE LULU? 7ARAM 3ALAICH OU 8ASAMAN BELA ANA GA3ED A7TEREG EB MOKANY! ENTAY SHENU? LAISH MA T7ESEN? ET7EBEN ET8ETHENY 9A7? BAS2ILICH SU2AL OU JAWBENE EB 9ARA7A. "

Me: " Sh-shenu? "

Wahab: " Entay gumtay et7ebena 9a7? "

OUCH! Ou 8asaman bela 6rag 3ala wayhe, shloun egoul chethe?

Me: " Ouch Wahab, shloun chethe itgouli? Enta tadre ana shkether a7ebek, ou he called me to apologise 3ashan ele 9ar ams! Walah 3aib itgouli chethe Wahab walah 3aib. Calls ou messages? Enta tadry 3an kelshay tara. I have to go now, thank you for trusting me! Bye. "

And I hung up.

This can't be happening shakelna benfel kela men Khaled!

Wahab called me again.

Me: " Alo. "

Wahab: " Lulu, I know I overreacted. Walah asef 7agech 3alay, bes shasawy? Walah Lulu matadren shkether a'3ar 3alaich walah, ma agder akhaleh chethe wasket! I'm sorry walah. Madry shagoul male wayh a7achech 3ugib ele gelta, wala asef. Please forgive me? "

I left the room.

Dalal & Fay: " OOOOB OOBB!!!! "

Me: " Chubaw. "

Me: " Wahabi? "

Wahab: " 3youna. "

Me: " Sama7tek. "

Wahab: " 7abebe wala el6ayeb! "

Me: " Hahaha. "

Wahab: " Inzain Louli 7ayate? "

Me: " Mmm? "

Wahab: " Msa3 geltay shay. "

Me: " Shgelt? "

Wahab: " Geltay shay feeh a7ebek. "

Me: " Way Wahab. "

Wahab: " Say it again tukfain. "

Me: " Maby. "

Wahab: " Yala 7abebe, make my day! "

Me: " Wahab maby! "

Wahab: " Lulu ala ekhaleech. "

Me: " Maby maby. "

Wahab: " Inzain wain bousti? "

Me: " Walaaain. "

Wahab: " Kayfich ya tgoulele elkelma ele abe asma3ha wela etbouseny wela mara7 asida. "

Me: " Way Wahab maleeq! "

Wahab: " Kayfe ana maleeq shloun ye3ni? Yala goulay. "

Me: " Maby. "

Ga3ad yemken ne9 sa3a e7en 3alay wana kela " maby. "

Wahab: " Lulu shda3wa yala tukfain close your eyes ou gouleha shda3wa, ka BBM! "

Me: " BBM ghair. "

Wahab: " Enzain yala bye. "

Me: " Wahab? "

Wahab: " Shtaben. "

I whispered " A7ebek. "

I felt his smile.

Wahab: " FINALLY! Wala this made my day 7ag 5 years lai jeda, amout feech walah amout feech wallah wallah wallah! "

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7 comments:

  1. I hope the story ending include one of these thing 1) they all die in a nuclear explosion 2) they all die by drowning in their own tears 3) they all die by killing themselves for discovering they were in love with a total idiot and lulu then proceeds to kill herself by falling down numerous flights of stairs . :) now that's me not being so nice .

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  2. -_- 3yooni 5ala9 ma9rt ashof i cant stop reading alyom bl school ga3d agra o our school 3ade bb's s7bo mnee al awal o b3deen s7bo al thani :( i can stop reading love it ( tthkrne b ashya2 wajd ur story

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  3. What is the age difference bet. them ?

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    1. mdre leeh a7s howa 16 or 17 ( a7s ) o 5ald ybela 6ag

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  4. I LOVE YOUR STORIES. wallah i've been depressed for ages, you seriously make my days!

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  5. I can't tell if this story is real or not? Can someone please explain!

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